Putting a record together without any prior experience may not be as difficult as it sounds—especially when it comes to home recording and digital audio.
Multi-track this! I was about to engage in my first ever home-recording project, and I’d recently gotten my hands on what many consider the greatest microphone ever made: the Shure SM57 dynamic. The plan was to record 12 songs in digital audio directly to the hard drive of my Blue & White G3 (Apple) Macintosh computer. Since I had no idea of exactly how to go about doing this, other than making sound samples in Quicktime, I called my friend Dave, who’d actually been inside a real recording studio.
“Don’t be stupid,” he said. “You can’t plug an XLR into the USB. You need a 16-bit audio sound card capable of analogue/digital conversion.”
“Huh?”
Indeed, this was just another among many technical assaults I’d soon receive on a regular basis as I went deeper into the high-tech universe of recorded music. Essentially, I’d need four key components to get music into the Macintosh: the microphone, the microphone cable, the sound card, and the compatible multitracking software (though, as I was soon to learn, if I wanted it to sound good, I’d also need a preamp and a compressor, etc.). Dave, after running down another huge list of endless techno-jargon, recommended I call Sweetwater or Musicians Friend for the equipment I’d need. I promptly failed to take his advice and went to eBay.
I bought a piece of outdated software called BIAS Deck (around the year 1999), which did offer the ability to multitrack, meaning I could record one instrument to one track and record another instrument to a separate track, while playing along with the first recorded instrument/track. But this software proved seriously overdue for an upgrade, and it featured hardly any effects. Dave said it was useless for my purposes. Result: $100 down the drain.
After messing around with Deck for a few days — and not recording a single track — I called Sweetwater and made the first of many credit-card purchases. Not regretfully. Dave was pleased that I bought Emagic’s Studioworks 8 sound card, which came with a Discovery Version of the Logic Audio software: eight tracks, reverb effects, and EQ abilities. “Now you’re making music,” he said. Of course, a Discovery Version, as I was soon to learn, is really just a tease to get you to buy the more advanced — and more expensive — version of the software. And, of course, this means another dent on your credit card.
Nonetheless, I had some cool new toys, and I couldn’t wait to get started. My brain was busting with creativity. I installed the software, unlocked the registration key, and patiently sat through the tutorial. A day later, I was ready to record the first track of my masterpiece. But first I had to learn something else. An XLR cable, which is commonly used to plug a microphone into a mixing board, has three prongs on one end (boy), and three holes on the other (girl); the sound card did not have compatible XLR holes. “A sound card uses RCA cables to go into the mixer,” said Dave, impatiently. “The XLR also plugs into the mixer.” Radio Shack carries all kinds of plugs, jacks, and cables. It had one that adapts an XLR to an RCA and voila (!) — I had a signal.
Pure magic, watching the cartoon Logic Audio LEDs go up and down as I sang into the SM57. But it wasn’t a good signal. In fact, it barely made the orange LED bar rise above -20 dB (I hadn’t a clue what that meant, by the way). Still, I knew something was wrong. “Dude,” said Dave, wearily. “You need a preamp.” I sat back and sighed. Well, at least I had $500 left on my credit card. (Stay tuned for more!)


